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Doug had never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they went through the books to see if the magic was still there. NOW! The Harry Potter series has concluded and the Death Readers are delving into other classic works that one (or both?) may have missed out on. If you’re reading along for the first time, Beware: Spoilers Abound. Send us an Owl! DeathReaders@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @RealDeathReader Feeling Generous? You can support the pod at patreon.com/DeathReaders
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Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
Death Readers: Star Wars: No Hope!!
(Warning. Spoilers for Star Wars the Rise of Skywalker)
It was going to be a short Patreon episode but Doug just wouldn't stop talking. He struggles to express what exactly his issues are with the new Star Wars movie while completely discrediting himself and sounding dumb. Pretty average. Listen as he babbles through comparing Star Wars to Hansel and Gretel, Clifford the Big Red Dog and... Harry Potter of course!
Please enjoy this Bonus off-topic episode!
Music: Action Epic by Komiku
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
How do you solve a problem like Delores? Doug and Robb discuss Harry’s behavior and experience no related personal growth whatsoever. The Readers get JIZZ in their ears before talking about their favorite flavors of Doritos.
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Sunday Dec 29, 2019
Sunday Dec 29, 2019
This episode the Readers discuss the minutiae of manure while perfecting their pantomime. RoN doesn’t know how to handle Luna and maybe that’s good for him – RON. Definitely not Robb at all. Robb wants to see cartoons naked and somehow he doesn’t know how to use google.
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Robb applies for a job at Pottermore. Doug learns why Ron deserves to be prefect and gets real about his fears (far too real).
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Doug offers a better heart to heart with Harry than Dumbledore ever provided. Robb gets his weekly therapy and Professor Doug gives his first lecture on lying. To be clear... the readers do NOT invent a new word. What's up with Wizard Optometry?
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Doug Ponders the exestiential dread of cartoons and Robb gives Doug an Etymology lesson he totally did NOT steal from the Big Lebowski. Doug finally gets validation... vindication... revelations?
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Saturday Dec 07, 2019
Saturday Dec 07, 2019
Hey faithful listeners! It’s no secret that the Death Readers just recorded their commentary for the feature film “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”! It’s a laugh a fortminute! (That’s like a fortnight... but in minutes...) It’s only available to our patron on Patreon. So hurry over to Patreon/deathreaders.com today for exclusive Death Readers content.
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Doug is confident he’s solved all the mysteries of the seven book series... by the end of book four... except of course the mystery of Rita Skeeter but pay no attention to that!
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
In this episode The Readers wonder, "Who died first?" Robb forgets Bertha Jorkens. How much of this book is necessary? Robb proposes a BBC miniseries remake!
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
On this episode of Death Readers; Robb totally lies about June-uary Embers, Mrs. Weasley if you’re nasty, Doug criticizes the length of the... school year, and all the good ones start with ‘H’... except Harry.
*REMASTERED*
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth