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Doug had never read the Harry Potter books. Robb has read them many times. Together they went through the books to see if the magic was still there. NOW! The Harry Potter series has concluded and the Death Readers are delving into other classic works that one (or both?) may have missed out on. If you’re reading along for the first time, Beware: Spoilers Abound. Send us an Owl! DeathReaders@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @RealDeathReader Feeling Generous? You can support the pod at patreon.com/DeathReaders
Episodes
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
It's a nerd throwdown! Bond Vs Star Trek! Gnomes vs Pork Fat! Borders vs Blockbuster! Doug Foolishly challenges Robb's recall and then rudely accepts correction without having the decency to let him rub it in. Wizarding Rhinoplasty!
Why are there only 5 continents?
Why don’t Wizards use condoms?
Do Beaters flop?
All these questions and more are asked if not answered in this episode of Deathreaders.
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
The readers turn to the past to unearth truths about Maledictus Herpetology.
Hear Robb Google in REAL TIME, no time-turner!
Doug looks Dolores Umbrage in the eye and says "I see you... but not yet because you’re not in this book.”
Why cant the Boat Contest Trick be used on Sirius?
What’s the skinny on Dudley’s weight?
(Robb is aware that he sang the Thompson Twins Hold me Now while talking about Elastica’s Hold me now. We don’t need your emails)
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
It’s a late-night Book Wrap Party! Way I see it, if you were gonna make a podcast about Harry Potter, why not do it in style! The Readers finish up The Prisoner of Azkaban while trying to connect the series to Back to the Future and answering these questions: Which came first, the cloud or the moon? Given the alternative, wouldn’t you sleep in a closet? You’re responsible for my parents murder AND you’re my Godfather...? When can I move in?
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Sunday Aug 11, 2019
Sunday Aug 11, 2019
The Readers welcome special guest Siri to the podcast. Robb gets put on an FBI watch-list. Kapellmeister Raptor! Doug the Onceler does NOT speak for the trees. Robb has... too many notes. The readers get down to business about becoming an Animagus.
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Another Quidditch heavy episode means lots of tangents! Doug rejects Scientology but would be a far better professor than Robb, who has a tenuous grip of logic and really struggles to find the right words. Do Boggarts guard Juvenile Wizard Detention Centers? Why is Professor Trelawney even a teacher? And What the hell is up with Crookshanks?
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
It's been an long long time but the Death Readers are Finally back! The Readers stay on topic as they pit Amadeus against My Fair Lady. Doug needs to take pride in his work. And in a SHOCKING Twist it is revealed that Dudly Dursley is in fact, FAT!
Do Dementors Talk?
Is Dumbledore even more manipulative than previously thoght?
Just how soundproof are the dormitory bed curtains?
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Where are the Death Readers? What happened? Tune in to find out.
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Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík performed the EastWest/Quantum Leap Symphonic Orchestra
Haunted House by Haunted Corpse
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Monday Jul 15, 2019
The Readers discuss levels of bullying. Doug pushes all of Robb's buttons and explores Sirius's Son of Sam connection. And the Readers Have an honest to goodness REAL Sports Argument! (kinda)
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
An Extra HOT Episode of Death Readers. Robb tries sooo hard to understand sports. Doug has a problem with the mirror. Robb (maybe) experiences self-awareness.
Does the Monster Book of Monsters get busy?
How Close is TOO Close to Heat Stroke?
Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
Tuesday Jul 02, 2019
An Exclusive sneak peak at the Death Readers first movie commentary available exclusively to Patreon subscribers. The Death Readers explore Christopher Columbus’ maiden voyage into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. What’s in the ‘Snack Report’? What are the Death Readers Patronus’? Did Robb make a dying boy sadder? Join us on Patreon and find out!
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